yungmethuselah:

viciere:

poisonousdame:

Sometimes I feel such pity for allosexual people, to be so narrow minded that the sole sum and importance of any relationship is whether or not you have sex and that it be frequently.

That just seems so unfathomable.

what does this post say im too busy jacking off to read it

In addition to what viciere said it’s important to note OP made a pretty glaring typo. The post wasn’t intended to be total nonsense. “[A]llosexual people” [sic] was supposed to say “allosaurus people” in reference to the sex-crazed hybrid man-dinosaur abominations recently impounded by US Customs agents. Imo though since it remains unclear who created them and why, and to what extent they’re aware or able to control their turbocharged cloacas, we should reserve our judgment. So yeah, bad post and next time remember to proofread.

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