Just remembered a chain email from the ‘90s claiming that Oprah did an expose on the Lee Jeans company and revealed that they named their JNCO competitor Pipes to make black kids associate pipes with coolness and become addicted to crack

I think if I come back to the Hamptons next summer, I’m gonna try to be a server instead. Servers at some of the restaurants make $13/hr plus $1000 per shift in tips on weekends and at least $300 a shift in tips on weeknights, 6-7 days a week, from June to September. If I can find a good solution for housing (my current job gives me housing for the season, few restaurants provide housing, and housing is expensive as hell out here if it’s not provided or subsidized), it would be stupid not to do that instead of working at a hotel.

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funnytwittertweets:

Today on twitter dot com:

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suckrpnch:

sorry if it seems like i want attention i just want attention

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mothman-misato:

radishnt:

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

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why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

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Cut my lunch into pieces

With knife and plastic fork

I just realized that if you don’t have New Xkit installed, you don’t have timestamps, which explains why old posts have been going around like they’re current

All late ‘90s and early '00s pop rock can be understood as either Van Wilder soundtrack music or American Pie soundtrack music