Alice Walker believing that the Jews are evil lizard people and being a fan of David Icke and Alex Jones is, uh, disappointing
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The flu is bad, friends
I was looking for black Christmas stockings to add a goth counterbalance to my roommate’s Christmas shit, but in searching, I found the worst thing
I’m not a millennial, I’m a Willennial
I’m hearing tumblr is shadowbanning people, which I’m sure is going to make people stay
Honestly, the conspiracy theory I saw that Oath/Verizon is trying to get people to leave so they have an excuse to shut it down quietly in six months or a year rather than shut it down now and have an uproar makes sense
Look, that may be one of the worst posts I ever made, but is it the worst post I ever made? Maybe.
To all you artists out there, who don’t wanna be on a website where the Yahoo dot com…all up in the tags, hidin’ all the (female presenting) nipples…then come to Mastodon!
I think the reason a lot of people are talking about moving to twitter instead of Mastodon is that there’s not really a way to develop a brand on Mastodon, and the dominant paradigm is that (consciously or otherwise) social networks are used to develop a brand and leverage it into a career or book deal
(Source: aseriesofunfortunatesharts, via magicmikexxlwasunderated)
If you have a crush on me you’re required by law to tell me before this site is set ablaze and sent floating off into the ocean (and presumably Valhalla)